Despues de casarse con un ruquin ricardo, la sexisima chava regresa de la luna de miel y todas las amigas la reciben con una fiesta.
Dice ella, “¡Qué emoción, gracias manitas!”, pero ellas inmediamente preguntan, “Rapido, dinos ¿Qué tal te fue?”
“¡Uy, de pelicula!” contesta, “Fuimos a un crucero por el caribe y conocí paradisíacas islas. Fuimos a Nueva York donde me llenó de joyas y ropa cara!”
Pero gritan las amigas, “¡Eso no nos importa! Queremos saber, ¿Como te fue en el sexo?”
“Ah, en lo sexual,” dice sonriendo la muchacha, “Bueno, como ya está un poco viejo, estamos en tratamiento.”
“¿Eh?” y “¿Ah, si?” dicen la amigas, “¿Como está eso?”
“Simple, “ contesta la recien casada, “Él trata, yo miento.”

After getting married to a “golden oldie”, the sexy chick returns from her honeymoon and all her friends throw her a party.
She says, “How wonderful, thanks girls,” but they immediately ask, “Quick, tell us, how was it?”
“Oh, like a movie,” she answers, “We went on a cruise ship to the Caribbean and I saw some island paradises. Then we went to New York, where he covered me with jewels and expensive clothes.”
But her pals yell, “We don’t care about that! We want to know how was the sex?”
“Ah, the sexual aspects, “ says the girl, smiling, “Well, since he’s a little old, we’re in treatment.”
“Oh?” and “What?” say her friends, “What’s that all about?”
“Simple,” says the newlywed, “He tries, I lie.”

NOTES
Ruquín is a form of ruco, meaning "old".
Ricardo means "rich" or a rich man.