After getting married to a “golden oldie”, the sexy chick returns from her honeymoon and all her friends throw her a party.
She says, “How wonderful, thanks girls,” but they immediately ask, “Quick, tell us, how was it?”
“Oh, like a movie,” she answers, “We went on a cruise ship to the Caribbean and I saw some island paradises. Then we went to New York, where he covered me with jewels and expensive clothes.”
But her pals yell, “We don’t care about that! We want to know how was the sex?”
“Ah, the sexual aspects, “ says the girl, smiling, “Well, since he’s a little old, we’re in treatment.”
“Oh?” and “What?” say her friends, “What’s that all about?”
“Simple,” says the newlywed, “He tries, I lie.”
Ruquín is a form of ruco, meaning "old".
Ricardo means "rich" or a rich man.